The man left.
The jacket didn’t.

After 33 years in one role, tech’s most famous leather jacket is suddenly empty and available immediately.

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An empty black leather jacket with worried cartoon eyes inside a green open-to-work ring

A. Jacket

Outerwear · Open to work · Willing to relocate to any torso

ALLEGEDLY

Experience

Chief Executive Torso Covering1993 – Nov 2026

33 years, one employer, roughly every keynote. Got signed more often than most contracts. Never once got a day off.

Hanger, ClosetNov 2026 – present

Exploring new opportunities. Thrilled. Humbled. Slightly creased.

Skills

Keynotes · Being recognised from 200 metres · Staying zipped (self-assessed)

Recent press

  • Previous wearer admitted an affair and stepped down as CEO in November 2026.
  • A rocket guy said hiring him would be an honor. That was a reply on X, not a job offer.
  • A president said there is only one man for the job, and it’s the apple guy. The board has not said that.
  • Reports linking the scandal to a suspected foreign agent are unconfirmed. Hence the stamp.

References

Available on request. Possibly under oath.

The jacket files.

Free to save, post and ruin.

Put the jacket on it.

Write the caption, pick a mood, post it. The jacket needs the exposure.

Who’s wearing it
Mood
Background
Post on X

Tokenomics.

The jacket is still negotiating.

Know a torso that’s hiring? Send it the jacket.